haha! we had hilarious lessons today!



okay yeah well started off with history common test! hah i practically moved everything from my brain onto that piece of writing paper!

thus my super long answer T,T

like, each question was around 1 and 1/4 page long lol!

hur! but don't think i screwed it up bad, at least the points are there! :D





yup then chinese!

yeaman, i didn't finish my compo cause i was studying for history,

and i nearly freaked out, thinking he would give greenform!

in the end he didn't he gave me until tomorrow to complete it!



okay lah, that's not FUNNEH!~ the next part of the lesson was like damn hilarious can?

yep firstly, only 4 ppl out of the whole class brought the cheng yu book so he decided to teach us the next ke wen



WHICH WAS ON POEMS!

yup we were made to memorise one of them ;D

and oh then one of the poems

"shui diao ge tou"
which was actually made into a song sang by denglijun and wang fei!

damn nice song. i fell in love with it lah! but then right,

he showed us a flash animation of that song..


IT WAS DAMN FUNNEH!

okay firstly, there's this picture of a guy staring into the screen at you, and suddenly, his hand jerks abit and a cup appears!

supposedly he's drinking wine, but those sudden movements were damn funny.

lousy animation.

ohoh! and then there's this girl "flying" across the moon,


and she's like doing the superman action?!?

wth the actions made her like a worm crawling slowly across the screen -.-




i swear, those animations made me and felicia and everybody nuts.

haha and the class was HIGHHH! ;D






OH ENGLISH!

better termed as the the horny lesson hahahah~!

okay, firstly. we got our daily dose of


"morning class" and "IT reps please"

from mswong! k i still laugh everytime she says that!

yah then we had to do our presentation~


k my group was me, ngik hiong, chong rui and kenneth!


haha and we're like supposed to write about the glorious days of a businessman before his downfall.


and ours is something like this (HAHA!)
not the exact version so not funny enough! its summariesd -.-

"he gazed out of the windows, and memories of his glorious days appeared before him.

he was the boss the company "niggerbangley" which sells indian perfume, which had an exotic indian scent, thus making it very popular amongst the indian ladies. (LOL!)

Rupias were rolling in, and soon enough, it was selling all over the continents, including Africa, India and Bangladesh. (woah racist)

even the constructions workers were using it to get rid of the stench, and the constuction sites smelt like perfume instead of dust.

he soon became the world's richest chocolateman known for his wonderful perume.


those were the days...


haha then we drew a picture of the perfume niggerbanley and some hilarious captions!

k so it was damn fun lah! just when i thought we would be screwed for writing such stuff...



i swear, we've not SEEN the other group's compos.

theirs was simply..sick and horny -.-


{do not read}

like sheena's group.

was about this man consulting a doctor

doctor:"now tell me what's your problem"
fushun: (the businessman)"you see..i had a foursome four years ago and i decided to do it..it was just for the fun of it..."
...and some more crap about std and stuff -.-


oh then edmund's started off with:

"you b*tc*! you had to give birth to a retarded son!

i know its been ten years since we last did it, so its my right to satsfy my needs with another person! (something like that) ...blah and more crap

then "..ahh! and the ball could not even fit into that tiny hole!"

*the boss was listening to fushun and his colleague and was thing otherwise* they were actually
playing snooker HAHA!

so fushun got fired -.-


like what a crappy ending LOL! then ms wong was like, speechless lah!



and the rest of the groups?

EVERYSINGLE GROUP talked about womanizing and third person and yeah its all the same -.-




oh and samuel's grp..

a man giving a beautiful woman roti prata and pig's tail curry! o.O
haha and samuel just stood there and LAUGHED LIKE SIAO.


damn funny can!




so uhm maybe ms wong will learn never to give us combined compos again!

imean english class has been turned into horny class! xD





chem was just chem ;D

but we were given a whole LOAD of homework -.-
haha jiayous man! x]




RECESS!

i shared with annia about our english and chinese lesson



AND MY SMS BAO-ed like what.


haha nvm i'll start to care when i get my phone bill back!

and i was doing illegal things in class again!







yea end of recess. nada.


GEOG!
mdm sim gives our friends funny names

like uhm

sim junior,
sexy legs,
mr hur.


lol. she kept teasing the guys like what
student councillor!



ohyea she just taught abit and crapped the rest of the lessons away -.-

but it was fun hahah





amaths test was screwed.



history was well, history? =X





nada. end of school


and KAIYING AND RIANE AND MENGFEI AND MABEL!

sorry for making you guys wait and in the end couldn't go home with you all!
sorry!






yay today was entertaining.

well, ive got to rush my zuowen and study for geog test!


and emaths test tmr!







bye!




EMMA